I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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