And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
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he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
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There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
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