you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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