well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
