hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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