I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
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Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
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And my parents said I crawled through the house
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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