They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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