I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Randomize
