My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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