Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
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Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
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I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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