i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
The adults are the big ones right?
Randomize
