He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
