do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
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I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
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Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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