I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
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I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
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What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
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