Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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