nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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