you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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