so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
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