no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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