Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
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You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
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I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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