Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
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had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
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I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
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