dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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