O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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