my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
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On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
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Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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