sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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