May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
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Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
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at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
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My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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