Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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