OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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