pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
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