Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
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I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
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What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
It's rum buckets o'clock
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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