I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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