We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
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I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
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Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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