so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
