I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
Randomize
