i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Randomize
