My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
