she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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