ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
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I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
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This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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