I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
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You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
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Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Damn victory sex feels great
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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