This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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