So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
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You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
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todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
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