god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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