So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I look better un-naked...
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize
