margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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