I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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