this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
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My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
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me + whiskey = a bad person
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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