You can't motorboat a personality
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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