Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
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Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
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Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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