I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
