Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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