Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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