There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
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Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
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I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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