Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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