Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Vodka?
Forever.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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