Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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