Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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