Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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