You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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