she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
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My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
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I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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